Lets all Holla!

BLOG RIP AGAIN!

2005-09-30T19:50:00.000+08:00

HAHA. ITS GONE! IMMA GONNA CHANGE MY BLOG AGAIN! HAHA! WHY?

CUZ EVERY TEACHER HAS NOW GOTTEN INTERNET ACCESS AND SUSPENDING EVERY SINGLE STUDENT FOR BLOGGING ABOUT THEM.

DEMOCRACY IS ALL BULL. WE ARE LIVING IN A COMMUNIST COUNTRY WHERE CENSORSHIP PWNS PPL ASSES.

WHAT HAPPEN TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH? DO SINGAPOREANS HAVE SUCH A WEAK SENSE OF HUMOUR?

WE ARE GONNA CRUMBLE UNDER MISERS.

AND IMMA NOT GNNA BE SO DUMB TO PUT MY URL ON MY FRIENDSTER. PERIOD.

MY FRIENDS SHOULD KNOW MY NEW BLOG URL. PRETTY OBVIOUS ACTUALLY. AND IT DOESNT HAVE A WWW. TO IT!

JOHXXYSXXXKI.BLOGSPOT.COM.

PUT IN THE X'S YOURSELF.

Hehe.

2005-09-28T20:14:00.000+08:00

Due to some constructive comments i had just now. I will like to say.

SORRY EVERYONE FOR THE PAST PREVIOUS POSTS ABOUT MY LIFE YADAH YADAH.

Looking back at it, it was really amusing. I could actually type out all those crap out. Sorry to any parties involved.

xxx

I still miss you, e>ỊssaГ,

And always will.

Hurricane!

2005-09-27T21:04:00.000+08:00

No not this.

Its the Hurricanes that have been causing more damage then the Blitz itself. I pity those people who had lost their loved ones during this few days of catastrophe.

I've lost something dear to me too. More of I cant take it back. No casualty, no death involved. If anyone were to die, I rather be me.

I'm sorry to everyone for posting a sad entry every alternate days, but I JUST CANT HELP IT!

I hope that the Hurricane can rip America and me as well too.

xxx

Miss you loads, e>ỊssaГ.

I really do.

Solitaired.

2005-09-26T21:20:00.000+08:00

Was really bored for the past few days. So, I clicked and went to play a game that has many people baffled. As long as I am baffled, there's bound to be people like me too.

Solitaire is teh game.

Well, after ~~245313613613131244242424~~ 2 restarts to the game. I finally achieved a personal best!

See, the M? Ba la ba ba ba!

Well, feeling that my luck is kinda good, I started a new game, attempting to break my record.

It started well.

Well, it kinda dragged on.

The queen loves me, she keeps looking at me.

and on.

See what i mean?

and on...

:)

And so I pondered. After one night, I finally found it!

Stop staring bitch.

The time actually resets!

I now believe that all those talk that Solitaire can be completed is all complete bull....

after being stuck at the same screen for 1 night.

xxx

I've added music to my blog! Thanks to Kenny Sia for his help :)

What will you do?

2005-09-24T18:22:00.000+08:00

What will you do, if you stare at the MSN Messenger window and that particular contact stays red?

What will you do, if you suddenly lose contact for some unknown reason for two months?

What will you do, if you look at ur handphone and it stays stangnant for 2 weeks?

What will you do, if you suddenly got blocked in msn for nothing?

Apparently, this is happening to me right now.

Everything happening to me now has happened to me about one year ago. Those were one of THE worst times of my life. Totally lonely.

I had my friends to depend on last time. But now, everyone's mugging. No choice, I gotta depend on my stuffed doggy now.

Thats one reminisence that I DONT want it to ever happen again.

xxx

Listening to : Harry-Gregson Williams - Debriefing
Sorry, this sad song just suits my feeling THAT well.

Lonely, Dejected, Poor, Hungry.

2005-09-23T21:13:00.000+08:00

Well, after spending a MASSIVE 10 dollars on LAN gaming today, I really kinda regretted it.

After missing the bus stop (as usual), I ended up in Queensway, a place not too far from my home. Well, because of the long one hour trip, I got really hungry. Went to the IKEA nearby, wanted to eat some hotdogs but, as i looked into my wallet. Only these few items were left in it.

1 one-dollar bird note.
1.55 worth of coins.
1 Ghost Squad Card
1 Expired Cashcard
and
A whole lot of old neoprints.

In the end, I had to go hungry because I've promised myself that I wouldnt use that 1 dollar and thats that. Well, that Hotdogs cost 1.70. Damn. 15 cents short. Hungry

So i used the toilet as I needed to take a leak. Walked all the way back to the bus stop and waited for my bus home. At that point of time, I felt really dejected and lonely. I needed someone's companionship. But, as usual, I got none.

So i thought, yeah, I could buy a drink at a nearby coffee shop at my house before going home. So my bus ~~came~~ arrived. Put in the student fare of 55 cents into that dispenser as my mom had taken my EZ link to top up.

Money left in Wallet : 1.55- 0.55 = 1.00

But, if my day wasnt bad enough, that bus driver wanted me to pay adult fare as I was in my class jersey. Well, that 1.55 bus fare took me 5 stops to my home, and it made me even hungrier.

I dont want such a lifestyle after 10 years. I want to live comfortably with the one I will and always love. I dont want to be lonely, dejected, poor and hungry 10 years from now. I want companionship. All I want is to go through thick and thin with the one I love.

xxx

Sorry for the heavyness of this post but, here I am, lonely, dejected, poor and hungry typing this post out.

HIyahh!! I'm Backk!!!

2005-09-22T21:45:00.000+08:00

yeah. Whatever.

xxx

Was like surfing Friendster out of pure boredom. I kinda realise, I kinda suck at making friends! Everyone's Friendster is growing while mine has gone stagnant. Its really quite disheartening really. I COULD TRY going to #teens and advertise like every other guy in that channel.

Well, I kinda like friendster for one thing. This.

I'll try attracting girls in my bathroom next time

Wow. A win,win,win solution! I get to hook up with girls, I get to not get rejected, and to top it all off, I get tipped! $$$!!

But heck, I rather take the $$$ and walk away. I no greedy person okay?

Anyways, I only want one girl in my life. Not Women! Having 30 ~~brilliant~~ children and 15 enstranged girls is NOT what i want to ~~not~~ have.

xxx

Come to think of it. In this world of ours, we really need a job or something. Someone told me something really meaningful.

'Whats the point of treating your girlfriend to a movie with your mother's money?'

I'm gonna work damn hard then treat my girlfriend ( if i gonna have one ) to all the movies we can watch. With my own money. More meaningful huh.

But till I got my job and yadahyadah, its gonna be her treating me! :)

xxx

Current Listening to : Cynthia Harrell - Snake Eater ( Metal Gear Solid 3 OST )

Pure Contradiction.

2005-09-16T16:10:00.000+08:00

Its really sad. This is a contradictory world out there. Lousy people get to stay at the top while the better ones are always being looked down upon. Why i say this?

Yea as you people have already guessed, the person I'm talking about is none other then Xiaxue.

If u people have observed closely to the blogosphere, you guys may know that Xiaxue was being hated by the KL masses for her 'little' dig at KL. Well, you see, she had a bad experience and started to insult KL in general and being a racist shit. ~~like she wasnt before~~

Well i aint gonna harp about this matter as I wont waste my time explaining to the various fanbois who only do this when they log on to the internet.
And hereby i present all of you to my newest book....
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HOLLA's PATENTED GUIDES : FANBOIS FOR DUMMIES
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1: Open ~~Internet Explorer~~ Mozilla Firefox

2: Go into the address bar, type in ~~www.ilovegays.com~~ www.xiaxue.blogspot.com

3: With the mouse wheel, scroll down to find any pictures.

Now, I shall divide this guide to cater for two scenarios if different pictures do appear.

If u see a XiaXue pic, please read on to Step 4.1
If you in any case see a male picture, please proceed to Step 4.2

4.1: Enlarge the ~~prick~~ picture, stare and gawk at it for maybe 2 hours for maximum pleasure, then kiss the computer or do whatever pervertic shit to it.

4.2: Open photoshop, and with the LEAST imaginative thoughts, graffitize it because the person in the picture should be yourself and not that particular guy.

Anyways, both scenarios all lead to the final step.

5: Dont care about the prose or anything, click X to the browser and congratulate yourself for a job well done!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

This is just a preview of the book, please get it at any nearby mama-store. Thank god i'm nice to print out the one, and only one, chapter from the marvellous book of mine. :) Autographs are given for free. :) Told ya I'm nice!
ps. The characters in this book is purely fictional, any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely coincidental.

xxx

Anyways, enough the fanboi crap. But heyheyhey, I'm actually dedicating another post to Xiaxue! Great Singapor Sale dammit!

Anyways, I'll let the pictures do the talking. ( Parental Guidance is advisory )
Compare this excerpt,

With this.

My english aint that bad but I do know the difference between and you know. Talk about irony.

So you telling ur ~~fanbois~~ that that is ur first time getting ur hair treated in ur whole life and it happened to be in XXX shop? I dont know! I'm suprised no one actually pointed out this mistake. Shows the amount of fanbois she have haha!

But thats not the only contradictory thing in her blog!
Take a look at this.

So we do pay for the books we read huh. But let me ask you one simple question.

Do you pay for the paper u write on? In this case its webspace. Do u pay for a oxygen u breath in? Do u pay for ur photoalbum hosting?
For goodness sake, you are using a damn free website and you actually got the audacity to ask for donations.

So what if we donate, in the end, only your face gets thicker,( from the extra mabelline or loreal ), while you, not even a thank you. And in the end, you will blame ur fans, the people who donate, about riding UR own GODDAMN fame yadahyadahyadah.

Talk about biting the hand that fed you.

Please get this one point straight.

YOU DIDNT BECOME FAMOUS BECAUSE OF URSELF, IT IS WE, LOWLY UNKOWNS (according to you), WHO MADE U FAMOUS.

So before u flame anyone on riding ur fame, think about it, IT IS US WHO GAVE IT TO YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Someone kill me. Dead anyway

2005-09-10T20:44:00.000+08:00

I've lost my mood to study.

I've lost my appetite.

I've lost any sense of feeling.

I'm feeling hot all over.

Dengue perhaps? Kill me then. Life has no meaning already.

Someone please put a bullet through me. PLEASE! PLEASE PUT ME OUT OF THIS AGONIZING WORLD!

'LIARS NEVER WIN AND WINNERS NEVER LIE!'

Well, time to talk my last words to my stuffed doggy.

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Whilst talking to it him, thoughts just raced through my puny brain. What is the real truth? What exactly is the truth we know?

We humans, when in wrong, push the blame to others. We delete the actual truth that we cannot accept from our minds and reprogram it so that it suits us, we rewrite the truth.

What is true in this world? Humans can rewrite the truth whenever they deem fit, then, is there anything worth believing in this world?

Doesnt concern me though, as this world, is in fact, meaningless already.

doh! DoTA assholes.

2005-09-09T16:01:00.000+08:00

Ok. I confess, I slept at 5am ~~yesterday~~ earlier today. Why? Was caught up with some so-called DoTA pros who were like stinking their asses at me in #nodota. Gonna post the log here somewhere. Its utterly irritating. Nothing irritates me than meeting some people who think they are damn frigging pro all cuz they kept fighting amongst the frogs in their little well. Chinese call it erm..

JING DI ZI WA

bam bam!

Anyways, its like erm John Bradshaw Layfield, (in case you people dont know who is he, hes a quite infamous wrestler from Smackdown! who actually held the WWE Championship for a record 10 months? Longest in the decade.) well achieving that feat. Well, as many of u may ask, why from DoTA talk to WWE?

You see, when JBL was out there amidst all the boos and jeering, annoucing his feat, the manager came out and said something quite meaningfull.

'The only reason why you held this title for so long is because Triple-H is at RAW.'

See the link? My point is that, the only reason why Singaporeans actually do well at WCG is because Clan TDA ( the clan taht started it all ), is located in the US. If TDA were to come down to Singapore, we'll see if those Singaporeans still have that smug little asses down there.

It's really annoying to see people get all smug over a damn computer game. Like OMGWTFBBQ? So what you are good at computer games, you get pWnEd in the real, outside world. Your superiors aint gonna give a shit if u are a dota champion in SINGAPORE or whatever, you dont do ur job well, off u go. Some DoTA champion eh?

BIG FAT WHOOPING DEAL!

Haha even those losers are laughing at Singaporean's childishness.

Great Singapor Sale

2005-09-09T02:48:00.000+08:00

I am worth $1,865,056 on HumanForSale.com

So girls, what are you waiting for?

Bored

2005-09-09T01:27:00.000+08:00

I'm bored to tears.

Well you see my damn comp was infected with a virus and it crashed. So, i gotta reformat every single thing, every game, every album. Arghh.

So henceforth i am bored.

DoH! games again!

2005-09-07T20:43:00.000+08:00

Well, I just completed Metal Gear Solid 2 : Substance. The so-called game that people bought their PS2 for. Well, it certainly lives up to that rank. Wonder why Bryan doesnt play this game. He'll enjoy this game other than MvC2. I ~~downloaded~~ got the PC version one tho. Now theres this sense of emptyness after i completed it :(.

Nevermind that person on the right, hes a man.

Only one word for it.

WOW.

Music : WOW
Gameplay : WOW
Graphics : WOW

Yeah, i admit i'm a MGS fan since i was young. Back in the old days where PS1s ruled the world. Back in the old days where Gamecubes actually mean...

Lo and behold! Da Gamecube of the 20th century.

Anyways, back to the game.

Storyline's superb if u ask me, simply one of the best storylines out there. Its not your usual Final Fantasy Flick (FFF), where you chop the last boss and watch the movie, thats that, story ends. NO. MGS is not like that. Yeah you do chop up the last boss, but, the story still continues. Its like a whole big timeline.

Dig this, the actual story timeline actually spans from the old SNES MGS days to the going-to-be-released PS3. The story is so gripping that people actually buy the ps2 for this game! And imma gonna buy the PS3 for the next installment of this saga.

Anyways, the only reason why MGS had not reigned supreme over FFF is because of the massive amount of gamers who go for action and doesnt care about storyline, or probably dont understand the storyline.

Search Metal Gear in Wikipedia.com and you will see a whole chunk of information about the story in MGS. Its not your usual bad-good guy game. The plot is umm, nah, if you wanna know, go check it out yourself, it'll take me a whole day to actually say out the plot of the whole story. I myself, cant really grasp the actual story either :). Its that complex! Lets say, the people above you are the ones concealing everything from the world while the bad guys are the only ones telling the truth. Get that? But thats not all, arghh, cant remember those other stuff. In other words, MGS rocks.

Well, enough of the plot, well, you really gotta play to believe it. Now about the gameplay.

WOW. This is not the usual hack-and-slash game. You are supposed to sneak and not kill! And dig this, usually when u advance in games, you grow stronger and the enemies become like dirt. But in this, everyone is equal, you and the enemy. One wrong move, and you will be facing tens of soldiers firing at you. Pretty cool huh?
Thats is what this game stand out from other games.

Hmm, music? Yeah, the popular mgs theme comes back, but with it also several new music that will grip not only your sight but ur hearing as well. The voice acting in this game would also win an emmy if u ask me. Its just so real!

And to top it all off, this game has TEH BEST opening movie ever. The one that you put the disc in and do nothing and they show u a movie intro. And also the movie which screens when u start the game. Both, just rocks. You gotta see to believe it.

Graphics wise? WOW. Not perfect though, but the cutscenes are really eye candy. You gotta take your hat off for this 2003 game. Back when Doom3 was still in the works.

Well, looks like I'm done with my 'advertisement' of MGS. Just play it, it rox.

So the next installment is MGS4. Which is actually a continuation from MGS2. What about 3? Its actually dating the events all the way before MGS and the SNES versions. Its like a prologue and stating how it all began.

I want this for christmas seriously. err nevermind that guy holding the baby, you gotta play MGS2 to know.

Full. Very, I am

2005-09-03T21:39:00.000+08:00

Yes, I just ate my supper that is supposed to last me till 3am. Burger and Fries. Such things cant last, just like some things.

We learn alot of stuff through out our lives, same here. The MOST important lesson that I learnt is that : When the chance comes, take it, or lose it.

Countless times, I regretted not taking THAT chance, in the end, came out to nothing. Also, NEVER take things for granted. Ditto above.

xxxx

Hmm, when i have a family, I WILL never ask my children to immerse himself in books while he's young. Never.
Why?
Why do i not encourage my child to immerse himself in books in this overly-competitive country like Singapore?

Well, from real life examples duh.
I DARE say that those intellectuals will be the 1st one to die during a war or a natural disaster. Why? They have clearly lost their power to adapt to books.

I have a cousin. Her father is a army Major, her mother is a OL. They have a maid. Cool right? But dig this...

One fine day, the maid is away for some reason. The TV suddenly goes grey, they thought the tv is spoilt and left it there like for the whole day until the TV repairman came. He came, and found out that the main wire is out and all it needed was a plug in, no screws what so ever.

Thats a perfect example of what an person who buries himself in books will do. Look for help even before trying it yourself. (You see, books DO NOT teach them how to solve life's little problems, how to react when in trouble ) In a war, these group of people will as usual turn to their maids or look for help and when they discover that there is none, they rot to death because they do not know how to ADAPT.

Parents nowadays keep bringing their kids to tuition centres at a very young age. What they do not know is that, this stifles the kid's power to think, to actually think for themselves.

When these kids grow up, and their parents pass away, they can do nothing but rot, because no body is telling them what to do. Their parents is gone. This is a major problem.

Why do many succesful entrepeaneurs normally come from average families and have not alot of education? Because they are not spoon-fed and they learn much more lifeskills ourside of books. These lifeskills will make them succesful.

I want my kid to be succesful too. So that i can ~~leech~~ live off him!

Project Superstar Controversy

2005-08-31T21:18:00.000+08:00

Well, in today's Life Section of The Straits Times, its the Project Superstar finalists on the cover.

Project Superstar is the chinese spin-off of America's American Idol which HAD indeed done better to the english spin-off of AMI, Singapore Idol. Who ever talks of Slyvester or Taufik now? :)
This is quite expected, from a country where English Music hardly never takes flight, cept for a few really good ones like Corrinne May, whos really impressive.

Ok back to the Project Superstar, I know i'm lagging a while here but yea i DO know that the blind one beat the normal one. For a few months people have been rooting for the blind one. Well, he has a good voice, i admit, but, some controversy had surfaced that whether he beat the normal one by real votes or 'Symphathy Votes' .

xxx

I personally did not cast a single vote during the show's whole season, why?

We people type in xxxx and send! 70c charged .
Mediacork makes money.
Local Telco's make even more money.

I just dont understand why people will actually vote where else whos the one on the winning side for the whole series? Telcos and Mediacork.

Well, I do read papers and they report that a actual fan from the female finalist's so called fan club suggested that if everyone pool in 10 bucks, they will amass a polling funds of 20k.
Like I always tell Marcus during a pool game, Lofty Aspirations, lofty aspirations.

I wanna ask. Sure, you guys may 'quite possibly' get the funds together but hey, who's the people laughing their way to the bank?
Telcos and Mediacork.

I seriously do not understand what goes through the minds of the fans. They tinge at the fact that the donations to a certain Golden Tap Kidney Foundation are getting more and more, with the telcos actually leeching a toll fee out of that.

But hey, you think smses dont hold a toll fee, yea why not? at 70cents per sms, its about 16 times the usual price of a sms. You could send an sms to George W. Bush and not get tolled for the sms. Cool huh? Obviously the fans had failed in their mathematics .

Telcos are getting richer and richer, fans are getting poorer and poorer with each talent show. Of course, I do want my fans to vote for me IF i ever enter a talent contest, but it'll do the nation good if its free.

xxx

Back to the 'symphaty votes' issue of a certain Mr Blind.

Well, I made a startling discovery that 3 million Singaporean retards did not even notice. Maybe as said in Dustin's blog, they are tooo stressed up with typing smses and didnt even notice that fact.

MR BLIND, IS NOT BLIND.

Why? I do not make groundless accusations. Just take a look at a few photos i ~~ripped~~ borrowed from google.com .

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Guys, discover something that what he has on him that a blind man most probably wouldnt have while a normal guy will use?

No not condoms. Guess again..

Look at his arm. See it now?

Still dont?

ITS A DAMN WATCH! LOOK, HOW WILL A BLIND MAN EVER USE A WATCH? ITS PLAIN ABSURD! UNLESS ITS A WATCH WHICH ACTUALLY TYPES OUT THE TIME IN MORSE CODE ON HIS WRIST!!.

GUYS LETS BOYCOTT PROJECT SUPERSTAR!!!

Bad. Bad. Bad

2005-08-30T20:15:00.000+08:00

Yey! Another negative post from Holla.

Toothache's back.

When you are happy, all ailnesses dissapear, when you are down and out, they come back.

The Simple Sad Life

2005-08-30T00:37:00.000+08:00

It came all of a sudden. Images of my pathetic past just came flashing back to my mind. Repercussions?
I can hardly make a joke out of it in my post. Its just.. Very sorry.
That hidden part inside my brain just resurfaced, the unhappy past.

I am not a popular guy. I dont have much friends. I look at envy where hoards of friends go home together while I usually go home alone. Probably not a popular bus service? I dont know.

I hadnt gone to town in a loonng time. Busy? Its probably an excuse.

I treasure my friends, Dustin, Bryan etc, just to name a few. But, I ponder to myself 4-5 years down the road, when everyone has made new friends, adapted to new surroundings, what's in for me? Will I be able to make new friends? Will I be able to adapt to the surroundings? I seriously do not know.

Friends are the most important thing happened to man ever since ~~condoms~~ the air conditioner.

If u are rich, but have no friends to share your joy, whats the point?
If u are poor, yet have friends to share weal and woe, thats joy.

I dont know what suddenly jolted the pessimistic mind of mine but its really food for thought.

4-5 years down the road. I gotta be more serious. I gotta be less jokey, ( or lame ). I'm earning a living for god's sake. No more dilly dally.

yea, the usual sayings come to mind. Forget about the past and live on with life blah blah blah.. But if we dont relook at the past, we would take everything infront of us for granted and when we lose them, we cry. Crocodile tears.

I tell myself. Online friends are not the way to go around. I should interact with new people, meet new friends. Yet, I dont. Irony.

I am supposed to be in bed right now but I feel that I should get this off my chest. Get this demon off my chest.

I dont know about the future nor i wanna know what it has in store for me. I will probably die of starvation.

Tranced?

2005-08-27T15:24:00.000+08:00

ITS SO FRIGGING BORING!!! EVERYONE'S EITHER OUT OR MUGGING. AHHH!
:(

xxx

Ok, for some reason I've started to like trance. For a period of time I thought that Trance was boring music going over and over again. But now I'm starting to like it. Maybe because I'm bored beyond tears?

( - x - )= +

Boring x bored = lots and lots of fun!
Holla's theory of boredom. Memorise it.

So back to trance. I've recently ~~illegaly downloaded~~ got hold of a music album entitled Dream Dance Vol 36 - The best of dream House and Trance.

Its a good album, just for the bored ~~loner~~ person like me. Read: Holla's theory.

Anyways, there are some good tracks. Take this for example.

Dj Tatana feat. Morris - Today is Tommorrow

Its a good track, nice catchy tune to it. Wanted to find the lyrics and i stumbled on Dj Tatana's picture.

Dj Tatana
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No not the 'gook' in specs lah. Its the woman! I did get a little shocked in the first place as through stereotypicsy Deejays are supposed to be men. Dj Sammy, Dj Encore etc. Almost ALL electronica groups have men as their main. Groove Coverage, many many more.

Weird thing is, most electronica, Techno, Eurodance, Trance , all have males behind the DJ set and the females doing the singing. This time, its different! Its tah other way round!

Dj Tatana. Er.. nevermind her clothing

Kudos to that girl behind the DJ set. You got my admiration.

Anyways, those who want the song can pm me on msn @ desmond_yyc@hotmail.com.

xxx

Please, if you dont own the song ( or album in this case), please delete it within 24 hours. Or wait for matah to raid my sorry home.

Gahmen say one. One song fine 10k, up to 100k.

Gahmen is teh win!

Bad day

2005-08-26T19:51:00.000+08:00

Today is the day of the Chemistry Practical Prelims. It was the only thing that i could score in cos my Chem Theory is CMI one.

Well, it seemed to be a good day. The ~~beautiful~~ ~~funny~~ dumb until canot dumb Priscilla Reetesh ( or is it Reteesh ) came into the class to mark the attendance. For some reason even non-living things hate her.

Somehow, she got the wrong attendance sheet. Well, my guess is that the admin thinks she is the ~~teacher-in-charge~~ cleaner or something and wants her to chuck the paper for them.

I mean, you cant expect anything much from a teacher who previously used 45 minutes to go through 2 freaking comprehension questions.

xxx

Well, teacher aside, the chem prac was ok. Abit harder than the standard Elim pactice paper tho. Well, thank god i have clever people sitting around me i can just ~~peep~~ refer to what they do and have a rough idea.

xxx

Well, my damn toothache acted up again, and it lasted me for the damn whole 45 min bus ride.
I had to like grab my cheeks using my hand, and looked like a ~~damn handsome boy~~ idiot to prevent the pain. And if thats not worse enough, some XXX school malay lian came to sit next me on the bus ride. I mean, i have nothing agaist Malays but I cannot stand those ACBC XMMs. As the usual ~~racist~~ gentlemanly guy i always am, i did not care about them.

Malays are cool people, they win tiger cup for Singapore!

xxx

Poped two panadols, i guess its working now, the toothache's not acting up but imm hungry cuz i din eat anything for dinner cuz of the toothache. Gonna eat aspirin if my toothache still stays, zzzz

DEMOCRATIC WALL

2005-08-08T21:38:00.000+08:00

Man. So little days and so many things have happened. Not that i want it but hey, I AM enjoying it.

This is the story. Someone ( indentity kept secret ) talking something about the useless Student Councillors (SC) on his blog and the next thing he knows he's being flamed by supposedly braindead Student Council who maybe all the well doesnt know how to hold an argument proper.

I really wonder, is being a student councillor so good? I used to aspire to be a prefect in my primary school times, which i did and hell did i enjoy myself. That blue sash around you was like the 1337 'i pwn joo' significance in the school. Well, i miss those times of enjoyment..
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But those were the times where my mind was still 10+ and i still did not know how to think deeper. But now i know how to, I find being a SC or a prefect is pure crap.

Think about it SC, you are made to run and run and slog and slog ur guts out to get things done. Kudos to you. How many times have you gone home late? Kudos to you. But the simple question stays.
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT IN RETURN? NOTHING!

You dont need to be a PhD to be able to figure that you are working for nothing!
Theres a popular chinese saying, " In this world theres no free lunch. "
Obviously the whole management is ripping you braindead people of free lunch and you guys are give them it with a WIDE SMILE!

Its real sad man.
Even those farmers in the collective farms in old Russia still got their pay, although low but, IT IS STILL PAY THAT MATTERS!
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT IN RETURN? NOTHING!

And to think you people are defending your right of giving the management unwaged labour where a SANE person will ask for some rewards.

Right, you people switch off our lights every single day. One thing is, I dont see the point! For what? To save like 5 mins of electricity every day? Like wtf.
WE ARE SEC 4s ALREADY WE HAVE HANDS TO OFF IT OURSELVES. WE HAVE EARS TO LISTEN FOR THE MUSIC. WE HAVE LEGS TO RUN IF WE ARE ABOUT TO BE LATE.

See, even THP scolded us for being late for assembly. If you look at it indirectly, SHES DISSING YOU SC FOR NOT GETTING US THERE ON TIME! SEE! Even the principal hates you. Think about it, she doesnt 'give a shit' to what you SC ppl do for the school man.
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT IN RETURN? NOTHING!

If THP thinks like that, ' Do away with the SC, they cant even get the people to assembly on time. '
My vote is for her if she runs for the next president.

Come to think of it, the school's management sucks quite bad, yup with our O'tana if it didnt suck Hitler will rise from his ashes. Well, THP and O' Tana make quite a good tag team.
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They can call themselves La Resistance or La 'I suck and I dont care' Resistance for nuts, who always got their asses whooped by a retard called Eugene and his uncle William Regal.

Lets go back to the CCA saga. The school management closed somme CCAs giving the reason of lack of funds and MEDALS. SEE! I TOLD YOU that school IS FREAKING COMMUNIST. DENG XIAOPING WITHOUT THE EVENTUAL PROGRESS AND GREAT LEADERS.

DOWN WITH MARXISM OR HUIPISM!! BROTHERS UNITE!

Yes, loss of funds eh. And in my memory do i remember that last Saturday 6th of August was the opening of the NEW ART GALLERY! READ : GALLERY! So you people telling me a cheque flew down from the sky and was cashed to 'that school'had like 'please open an art gallery, it pwns.' writted all over it? Loss of funds? Hypocrites.

Heard that that school, for some bizarre reason, was named Center of Excellence of Arts. Yes. Center of Serangoon Central or Serangoon Avenue 3? Which then fuelled the idea of the Art Gallery. Heard some Sharman Theraeratman oso came. Which included reporters i guess. Bottom line. WE NEED MORE TRANSPARENCY!
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3 MINS OF FAME AT THE EXPENSE OF 300 PEOPLE LOSING THEIR CCAS.
Checkmate!

Talking about the lines of cancelling CCAs, well, some didnt perform, so they had to be axed. Come to think of it, it was really like Hitler. He once said this on the days of losing,"I dont care if my people die or not as they are of no consequence of any sort"( thanks dus for this ) . This is plain dumb. She thinks she is Furher or something. ChooWeiBin is so right. Singapore students just DONT KNOW HOW TO SPEAK UP. When she was going on her axing rampage, did the SC write a petition of some sort to stop her? NO. Sadly to say. Well, cuz, IT IS NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS! Wait till the SC gets axed and you cry until ur guts out oso no one care.

Seriously, like what my fren had said, do away with the SC, back with the Prefectorial Board. For approx. 90-2= 88 years the school had been running properly with the PB. And you people claim that without the SC the school will be in chaos? Utter bulls#it. LOOK AT THE FACTS MAN.

IMHO, the SC are just mindless peons doing the school's dirty jobs. Representing the school body? Bullsh$t. Look at a certain E1 councillor. Exactly does what someone tells him to do. Man, have a mind of your own. Like what my fren and I joked, when they higher authorities tell them to jump down they will and then defend their point of jumping down, cuz it was for the students.
See the link? I dont.

SC was made to represent the students. Right, and if doing things that is against the student's wishes is representing them, then kudos to you. HAVE the SC done anything that has rebukked a school's decision because the students did not like it? NO.

On a final note, think about this,
HAVE THE SC REALLY DONE THINGS THAT THE STUDENTS WILL ENJOY?
OR ARE THEY SIMPLY DOING THINGS FOR THE SCHOOL'S MANAGEMENT?

Note: All schools and names have been kept confidential because i dont want to be caught in a lawsuit or extra detention.

Tagboard back.

2005-07-31T22:24:00.000+08:00

Well, hadta get my old tag board back cuz the new one cant work. At least it has all the old flame archives for your viewing pleasure. Man i kinda miss him when he doesnt come. Told you not to play with the keyboard liao. See what happened now?

'NOW Xclusively on EuroRadio at http://euroradio.eurodance4all.org:9000/listen.pls courtesy of Eurodance4all! Don't Miss it!' saw this ad on mIRC. I after listening for 5 mins. I have reached a conclusion.
Well, its gonna be short and sweet.
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IT SUCKS.

Why must they have TECHNO on Euroradio? I used to like Techno, but not anymore. Well some are still nice to hear but what the heck.

I was xpecting more Eurodance and less Techno. but wait, is that a DJ on internet radio? Well, its cool listening to a female DJ's voice so late at night BUT HEY!

Well, it kinda brings back memories, memories of the times where i'll plug in the headset of my old Nokia 3300 and listen to WKRZ 91.3 while studying. Ahhhh~
Suddenly, DJ RAD IS PLAYED!! lol. I tot i will only find that song on Bryan's phone but LOL. Its still nice to hear a female DJ talking.

This is what i call Euroradio.

Imma off to listen to some quality Eurodance. ( for WinAMP users only, WMP users please click here for Eurodance instead. )

DO REI ME FAR SO LONG SUCKER!!

2005-07-31T16:08:00.000+08:00

For your viewing pleasure, the flame archives can be found on the tagboard of my old blog @ here .

For some reason its there. Prolly cuz when i started this i copy pasted the whole template, including the tagboard as well, so yea. HAHAHA.

Didnt really play much Warcraft III today and yesterday cuz I was playing Pariah, some fps game. Kinda fun, not good story line tho. What blows is the FREE MULTIPLAYER MODE!! So much fun headshotting people on my sniper rifle.

Anyways, WHATS HAPPENING TO MY TAGBOARD. IT CANT WORK!! KNN.

Common Misconceptions.

2005-07-28T00:14:00.000+08:00

You know, its really kinda sad. Theres this misconception about blogging. That son of a bitch( OH NO MY 1st PROFANITY! ) , who left his shit all around my tag board, really muz wisen up.

1: Judging the amount of internet traffic to my blog using the amount of tags i have is pure crap. Its like judging the length of ur dick by the length of ur leg hair. Or maybe judging your Intelligence Quotient by how tall you are. Obviously from this i can tell you are a VERY SHORT GUY WITH A VERY SHORT D!@K

2: I dont blog for fame, I dont care how many people reads my blog, if they like my prose, then its good. If they dont like, I welcome CONSTRUCTIVE comments. Hey, i dont want my blog to be like any Tom, Dick is and Harry's blog you know?

3: Its getting irritating. I hate it when during an argument, people dont support their argument with facts or figures. ( YOUR BLOG POPULAR RITE? POST UR URL LA! DUN FKING KNNCCB COME HERE AND FLAME THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN WITHOUT PROVING UR POINT )

4: Like i said, delete yourself, my balls are shrinking dedicating two posts to an idiot.

5: Stop playing with the Internet Explorer and the keyboard. Your Lego's waiting in ur babypool.

To the whatever shit.

2005-07-26T20:57:00.000+08:00

You know, nothing annoys me further than my blog being invaded by no brainers.

Take a look at that tag board if you guys dunno what i'm talking about.

To what a joke, or unknown, Hi, Thanks for reading my blog, but please leave some constructive comments with some value in it thanks.

1: If you think my blog is boring? Wheres yours? Does ur balls hurt when you read my blog? Then my balls hurt when I'm talking to you.

2: Your comments arent even grammatically correct. quote "what a joke: good job koon liang who send him keylogger"

Its good to have a nickname that describe urself so well! But hey, is making urself the center of riducule so fun? Well, it is, then my blog is ur playground. Koon Liang's a person, not a job. And its Sent you moron. You should say, Good Job to Koon Liang who sent him a keylogger. " See I just helped you pass your english.

3: Oh? I'm fat? Then i'm so sorry that my piece of muscle between my legs is bigger than yours mate. Fine fine, I acknowledge that you are thin.
xxx, you are so thin if you paint urself black and stand in a group of kids in rural Africa, I cant even recognise you!. I mean, who cares!

4. Who ever you are, you are so boring, why dont you delete yourself?

BAH!

Ramblings

2005-07-23T16:02:00.000+08:00

To all my Gunbound ~~Buddies~~ fans, the reason i kept myself out of Gunbound because,

1: I wanna try Rakion later.

2: Been hardcoring Warhammer 40k TD ( Warcraft III custom map ) for the past few days.

3: CHIA KOON LAING GOT MY CPU KEYLOGGED AND I HADTA REFORMAT IT!! DELETED GUNBOUND!!

Well, I learnt something tho. As the Warhmmer TD is going about, tips occasionally flash through the screen. One of this is interesting.

'Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a while,
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.'

It has alot of meaning to it, I THINK. Cuz i still dunno what it is actually hitting at.

Also, the map had to be the most thought of map i've ever seen, the units in the Warcraft map look so much alike like the real units in real life. ( you see Warhammer 40k is a real life RTS board game. Take Warcraft and some real life board game and you get Warhammer. Simple Equation eh.

Take for example.

The Real Necron Monolith.

The Fake Twin Brother.

Quite an uncanny resemblance eh?

1 more!

The Real Necron Destroyer.

His evil twin bruddah!

Not that obvious but it HAS some resemblance i guess.

Yea sry for my over seriousness in this post. I guess its like the source in my Social Studies paper. 'Only 5% of the Tamil population will understand' . Well, in this contacts,
Therefore only 5% of my ~~fanatic~~ loyal readers will understand :P

Yay Keylogged!

2005-07-22T20:05:00.000+08:00

Well. Thanks to Blogger's date system, i discovered that it has been one month since i last blogged. Kinda sad actually. Well, for some unknown pushing force, i decided to blog again.

I shall keep this post short and simple

CHIA KOON LIANG OF 4E3, 2005 YOU FKING SENT ME A KEYLOGGER. NOT ONLY DID THE ~~AIMBOT~~ PROGRAM DID NOT WORK! IT GOT MY IP BANNED AS WELL!!!1111ONEONEONE.
THANKS TO YOU I HAD TO REFORMAT MY COMP AND WAIT FOR THE HACKER TO RAID MY SORRY ASS.

In case you peeps dunno what the fuck i was saying, I was talking about Gunbound. Yea its lame but hey, ITS NOT A LAFFING MATTER! I'm pretty sure i was feeling the same way as that guy whom I ~~hacked~~ borrowed the l33t avatar from last time. Well, I guess what goes round comes around eh? Well, all i can say is,

GG TO ME

Listening to : Global Deejays - The Sounds of San Francisco

Misconceptions

2005-06-23T00:25:00.000+08:00

This post is about my previous post.

No, as my readers may misconcept, I may seem to hate kids. No i love them. I love kids. Their innocence is really Innocent? LOL. Dunno what to say. Just, they are so cute and innocent. ( I know when i say this, most probably the next moment I'm gonna be on the papers and some disgruntled mom will sue me when her kid gets lost and accuses me of keeping her child in my Neverland. )

I pity Jacko ~~Wanko~~ Wacko ( Yeah hes a wacky guy, he's got my cousin ) . All these media furore is driving him crazy, Life even commented if he can ever make a comeback. The former King of Pop is the King of Infamous now. Its really sad. He was wowing everyone when I didnt know how to read and write. Now that I know how to read and ~~wank~~ write, he is wowing everyone with his weird habits. Fame and fortune can really change people. Look at Saddam

Man I DO READ NEWSPAPERS. Recently, Saddam some GQ magazine ( Why not ~~Maxim~~ Kids Company? ) , reported that Saddam does his laundry and hates Froot Loops. Err. Yea I hate Froot Loops, Koko Crunch is better. I always thought that he ate Human Curry for breakfast, but no. Raisin Bran.

Post® Premium Raisin Bran

Whole Grain Wheat
98% Fat Free
Naturally Cholesterol Free
High Fiber
Provides 14 Vitamins and Minerals
Excellent Source of FOLIC ACID!!!!!!!1111oneoneoneone

No wonder he likes raisin bran. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION! Hes gonna turn himself into a living atomic bomb!

Gee.. Blogging can make or break some people. My heart goes out for Sarong Party Girl. YES I DO READ NEWSPAPERS. Just someone commented on her ~~very beautiful and sexy~~ pictures and it became a big matter. Like oh c'mon. Whats the BIG HOOHAH? If you feel offended by the pictures, then you:
1: Are gay
2: Are gay
3: Are gay
4: Like only children
5: Is all of them.
I take ur answer as 5.

Whats happening to the Blogosphere. Its been taken over by people who
1: Are too much into herself ( I take it as you know who i mean )
2: Copy pasted newspaper articles into his blog and still won a prize ( JeffOoi's Blog LOL )
3: Umm. People who dont apprieciate art?

While the much better ones such as Kennysia.com aint! Man if he's a Singaporean he'll own ALL the Mr's in Singapore. I feel for him.

Irritating stuff.

2005-06-18T17:44:00.000+08:00

Ok so yesterday i was at some Arcade at Jurong Point. What amazed me was the AMOUNT of people there. It was fking crowded. Nv seen a shopping centre like that before.
Maybe cause it was a Friday and yea, parents taking their kids out. Speaking about kids, there was SOOO many kids there. I felt so old man. But thats not the point.

K using my resourcefulness, i found the arcade without much difficulty. Made my Tapz VIP and went to the Ghost Squad machine. In case you dont know what Ghost Squad is, its the game which made Mervin from 4e4 ZHSS spend 2 dollars on and lasted only 20 secs. LOL. Well. I had a few good games. BUT, something happened!

As usual i was Soloing the few missions and just then, some kid and i mean SOME KID juz came in and OHH SO HAPPILY TAPPED HIS CARD AND JOINED INTO MY GAME. Who ever taught him to tap the card should be castrated. It really pissed the usual nice self off. But I din ask him to go away. Well, when he came in, i was doing Misson 2 already. And i went on my usual HOSTAGE route. WTF. What a mistake i made. Being the 'all-so-gunho' KID he is, he went on a killing spree OF the hostages. Like wtf. Too bad he didnt kill himself killing the hostages, he merely MISSED them. Thank god. But if he ever dies, i guess everyone looking behind will be like, accusing me of bullying a small little kid? Like C'mon!. So i kinda failed that hostage part thanks to his gunghoness.
On to mission 3. Yea ohhh sooo greatttttt his mother came and asked him to go home. AND HE DID. And now i was like 1 player on a 2 player difficulty game? But it was really irritating. Its worse then having KoonLiang as ur teamate for gods sake !!! jk.

Not all about it tho. People was like thinking i spent that extra money for a bullet tanker. WTF. Do i look like i need one? And, due to the extra player, i had to fight the last boss on a two player difficulty. Err, not funny cuz on 1 player needs 3 grenades while on two player need 6. 6 FKING GRENADES!!. Within the same time limit. Thank jesus i completed that.

Well, i noticed some similarities on kids when they play arcade games.
1: They quarrel.
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Its true lol. Last time at clementi, i saw like two 'good' friends on a two player game. Lets call player 1: X and player 2 : Y.
So it went. X and Y happily went to the arcade, put their cards in and started the game.
When all seemed well, Y got shot. He lost life. He got shot again. X shouted at Y and scolded him for his inability to aim properly. Eventually, after tanking all the shots, Y died.
Y used a continue and both of them were on the same team again. Now, X got shot a few times, and scolded Y for not saving him. Like WTF? You blamed Y for tanking all the shots for your inability to aim properly and now u got shot u blame him again. It was hiliarious. I didn know what to say. Heaven is fair but Kids will always be Kids.

2: They either button mash or spray at gun games.
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I'm sure many of you have seen but kids really button mash at games like Marvel Vs Capcom or Guilty Gear. No, I'm not saying button mashers never win, Bryan's MVC team got thrashed by a Dual Wolverine Masher team.
Button mashing is like squeezing a durian with ur bare hands hoping for some durian juice. You dont know what ya doing, but ya hoping for a result. I admit i used to button mash. But there are like too many kid mashers around. Some kids even mash a game like MushiKing? You know that Beetle Scissors Paper Stone game? Some mash that. LOL. Well, they have a 33 and 1/3 chance of winning so.. yea.
Well some kids really can spray well but. I dont know. It shouldnt be that way!

3: Kids are cheap asses.
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Its damn fking true. And so i was waiting for my turn at the GS machine. And so i saw two kids playing two player. One already had the lvl 99 gun. But, his aiming was like, a hunter deprived of sex? It was really shoot bird! You get what i mean. My initial conclusions was that 1: He either smoked through to get to lvl 99. 2: seems unlikely but, he stole the card.
Sad to say, after seeing the high score, i was really right. He stole the card. On the card was like a high score of 950+k, which IS alot and is world ranking class. Only not more then 10 Singaporeans can get to the 1million scoreline and 950k is already 1337. But, to get to that, its not easy. And KIDS WITH SUCH AIMING can never get to that score. Damn cheap. Fact or Fiction? FACT

4: WOO THE END!~

Tired

2005-06-18T01:03:00.000+08:00

I'm kinda tired from my 1st time trip to Juroung POint. Went there to level up my Ghost Squad character. Not bad. Leveled 10 times. Funnies coming up tmr. Too tired to blog.

New Blog

2005-06-16T20:49:00.000+08:00

K everyone. I've changed my blog. I'm NO MORE RACIST YOU FRIGGING NIGGA BRUDDERS!. Yea. No more racist.
Well, i closed it too cuz of some unwanted exposure. No it aint my friends but my relatives LOL. haha. yeps. Nah, maybe i'll leave it to rot instead of closing it.
Remember. Holla guys!